So this monkey walks into a shop.......

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAPPENED. I was at a market in some sketchy area of Delhi today when a banana peel fell out of the sky in front of me. I looked up and there was a monkey that had just eaten the banana and thrown the peel away. Better still, five minutes later I walked down an alley in the market and (again this really happened) another monkey climbed down off the roof ON A LADDER, walked into a store, came out with a chapati, climbed back up the ladder and ate the chapati on the roof as I (again not kidding) and a monkey that was perched on another roof across the alley watched. Can you believe it? Of course I didn't have my camera.